| Q: | Is this a scam? |
| A: | NO. But if you don't believe me, there is a little X button in the upper right corner of your internet browser. Hit that and close out of this website immediately and never come back. I could care less if you go back to your pathetic existence. |
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| Q: | Can I offer your book on my website or blog? |
| A: | Sure. Link to my website, tell people how great the I Want a Hot Indian Girl program is and then email my team to let them know you've done this. If we're impressed with what you've written, we'll give your site a mention as well. We get thousands of pageviews daily (and growing) so we're talking about lots of nice publicity for you as well. In addition, we'll soon be launching an affiliate program offering a 50% commission. We'll let folks who link to us know about this program first when it is launched. |
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| Q: | Why don't you show pictures of yourself with hot Indian girls? |
| A: | What kind of idiot would meet a girl and say "let me use your picture on a website about how to pick up hot Indian girls"? I said they were hot Indian girls, not stupid Indian girls. Plus what Indian girl wants her picture up on a site so that armies of losers like you can stalk her. |
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| Q: | I'm 4'4" and have one eye. Can I also get a hot Indian girl? |
| A: | Listen - I'm giving you strategies that work - not miracles. But I bet if you try them, you'll probably find another hobbit or dwarf you can be happy with. |
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| Q: | I was not able to download the book correctly, and/or I lost my copy of the book. How do I get another one? |
| A: | My support staff can help you if you genuinely purchased the book. We use secure e-book so we'll know if you're just a cheap fool trying to pull a fast one. These poor saps will get canned if they send you a copy of the book without a proof of purchase, so send your email here, but you MUST include your order/receipt number and the original email you got from the email account it went to. |
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| Q: | Can we advertise on your site? |
| A: | Maybe. Make me an offer I can't refuse. We get tons of traffic. |
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| Q: | I received an error when trying to open the book with Adobe Acrobat. What do I need to do? |
| A: | You need to upgrade to the newest version of Adobe Acrobat, which is free to download for both PC and Mac here. If you still have the problem, you need to completely remove/uninstall Adobe Acrobat from your computer, then restart your computer and go download the new version from the link above. If you are using a Mac, it won't work so download the book on a PC. And if you don't have admin privileges on your computer, goto a computer where you do have these rights. |
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| Q: | Are you going to launch an online dating or matrimonial site? |
| A: | Are you serious? Please stop being an idiot and get your head checked. I can however help you increase your chances of success in online dating. If you order now, you get the bonus guide entitled "Online Guide to Increasing Your Chances of Getting a Hot Indian Girl" with your order. Receiving this guide is like getting the book for free. |
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| Q: | After I order, will you help me with any questions? |
| A: | If it is not an idiotic question, I may. No guarantees. If you look like you are really trying, I may even personally help you with a coaching session. Of course, you get access to the book updates for life and will also get my newsletter with the latest strategies and techniques. Of course, continue to check my blog. |
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| Q: | I am Malayalee. Will this help me get a hot Gujarati girl? |
| A: | My strategies do not depend on where you are from, whether you are white, black, brown or lavender, what family you are from, what you were in a past life, whether you prayed to Krishna or Jesus last night, etc. Note: If you are thinking of a question equally as stupid as this, please go away. |
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| Q: | I am a white guy with a Indian girl fetish. Can you help me? |
| A: | In case the answer to the previous question didn't sink into your thick brainless head, the answer is yes. I wouldn't go and advertise you have an Indian girl fetish would be my first tip, but from there, follow my strategies and you'll be on your way to attracting your milk chocolate princess(es). Note: Again, if you are thinking of a question equally as stupid as this, please go away. |
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| Q: | If I promote your book on my website, will you promote my site? |
| A: | Write something nice about my program on your website and include a link and then send us an email to let us know. We'll take a look and include a link on our site and maybe even our newsletter which goes to over a thousand recipients. The IWAHIG site gets lots of hits. Hits means good things can happen to your site if mentioned on our site. |
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| Q: | Can you guarantee that I will get a hot Indian girl with your program? |
| A: | There is no possible way that I can guarantee you will get a hot Indian girl because I know most of you will buy a great book like mine and never even read it, or you won't apply the strategies described in it. You're just too freakin pathetic. However, if you DO apply the strategies in the book properly, you will be happy with the results. |
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| Q: | Do you host events where guys can meet hot Indian girls? |
| A: | Yes indeed. The events are small and exclusive and people who buy my book get first priority. Keep on the look out for updates in the newsletter. |
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| Q: | What additional costs should I expect in order to make your strategies work for me? |
| A: | I am not going to tell you to go and buy a new wardrobe full of expensive designer outfits. Obviously, clean clothes and not smelling like a pig are required because girls don't like guys who smell like poop. But if you can't make sure you don't smell and have stains on your clothes, you may need more help than I can provide. But if you have these basics, you should be fine. I have a style guide in my book which explains how the way you dress can actually help you meet hot Indian girls, but it's not about expensive designer gear and other cr^p like that. For some of my favorites, check out my IWAHIG store. |
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| Q: | If you already have a hot girlfriend and are so confident in your program, why don't you give it to me for free? I will pay you something when I get a hot Indian girl. |
| A: | Yeah...right. If you want charity, wear some beat up clothes and go beg you pathetic waste of skin. I'm offering you 10 years of strategies for the price of a meal and you can't spend that much to change your life. Go away you sad, pathetic fool. |
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| Q: | Will your book be able to help me get hot Indian girls no matter where I live? |
| A: | Geography will not limit the potential of my strategies to help you get a hot Indian woman. However, if you live in Antarctica where there are no hot Indian women, this might be more difficult. |
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| Q: | Can you get me in touch with Ashwariya Rai, Priyanka Chopra or Bipasha Basu? |
| A: | Sure. Send me your email, and I'll have them write you. Maybe I'll have them drop by your home to say hi as well. |
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| Q: | Can ANYONE benefit from your program? |
| A: | You must be willing to work to use these strategies, follow simple directions and take some risks. As long as you are not a complete moron, my book will be able to help you. If you are looking for a silver bullet to cure you of your sad life, it doesn't exist. If you are that delusional, I'd suggest going back to surfing adult site and spanking your tiny weiner for amusement. At least your hands won't tell you what a loser you are. |
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| Q: | I live in a country that Paypal does not work. How can I order the book? |
| A: | If your country is not supported by Paypal, you can contact us here to arrange another payment method. |
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| Q: | Will you get me a hot girlfriend? I'll pay you and then tell everyone you are the real deal. |
| A: | Let me think...hmmm...NO. Use my book yourself and get your own hot girlfriend or girlfriends. I don't have time to hand out hot girlfriends to you or anyone else. Plus if I did do this, you'd mess it up anyways. I'm much too busy with my hot Indian girlfriends. And who are you going to tell? Your other loser buddies. No thanks. I'm too busy hanging with beautiful people to have a sad group of losers idolizing me. Tons of people have used The Indian Legend's strategies and are raving about it so just go out and do something.. |
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| Q: | Can I come and work for you? I'm real good and you won't regret it. |
| A: | No. I have a strong feeling you're NOT real good and I WOULD regret it. |
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| Q: | Are you interested in doing a joint venture? |
| A: | You'd better be bringing something really good to the table or it won't even get past my screeners. Contact me and we can talk. |
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| Q: | I am a poor jerk with bad clothes and I smell bad. Will you send me some money to clean myself up? |
| A: | Sure thing. Just tell me how much you want. Then go wait at the post office for my check. |
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| Q: | I can't afford your book. I'm poor, I'm stupid, I have one leg, I have arthritis, I can't move, can't type, can't talk, can't see, I have 17 kids, I'm divorced, my dog died, I once had a nosebleed, and I have an ingrown toenail. Can you give me a free copy of your book? |
| A: | Ummm....No. |
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| Q: | You don't have a hot girl. You're a fake. I bet my girlfriend is hotter than yours. What do you think about that? |
| A: | Somehow I think I'll still manage to sleep okay. |
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| Q: | You've really got some nerve! You think you're better than me? |
| A: | Hmmm...Yes. |
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